CLASSIC PIZZAS
BIGGIE (14” - $33) or SMALLS (10” - $21)
Gluten-free available in an 8” size – $15
* Yes if you ask we do a fantastic Hawaiian.
The Harvest
$21 | $33
Pesto, Sun-dried Tomato, Spinach, Apples, Smoked Gruyere, Roasted Red Peppers, Pickled Capers.
2013 Canadian Pizza of the Year 2nd place – you have to go to Toronto for the 1st place pizza.
Greek Goddess
$21 | $33
Spinach, Feta, Sun-dried Tomato, Onion, Green Pepper, Black Olive. Classic Pizzeria Fare.
Meat Monster
$21 | $33
Lean Beef, Pepperoni, Ham, Italian Sausage, Bacon, Cappacolli. Put a bunch of meat in your mouth.
BBQ Chix Avo
$21 | $33
BBQ sauce, Chicken Breast, avocado, brie cheese, roasted red pepper, garlic crust. Seriously, avocado is damn good on pizza.
In The House
$21 | $33
Mushroom, Pepperoni, Onion, Banana Pepper, Fresh Tomato, Black Olive, Feta. We made this one time and thought it was awesome, so we put it on the menu.
Fat Bastard
$21 | $33
Mushroom, lean beef, pepperoni, ham, onion, green pepper, black olive, pineapple, shrimp. Just a lot of things going on here.
Spicy Veggie
$21 | $33
Mushrooms, Onion, Pineapple, Banana Pepper. Not really spicy, but really tasty.
Senor Juan
$21 | $33
Lean Beef, Chili Peppers, Jalapeno, Banana Peppers, Onion, Green Peppers, Fresh Tomato, Hot Sauce, Cheddar. Spice Up your life a little with this border run beauty.
You STAY Classy Crescent
$21 | $33
Cappacolli, onion, jalapeno, feta, fresh basil, honey, extra sauce. Like the Anchorman himself, it’s a bit sweet, a bit spicy, and extra saucy.
DONAIR ZA
$21 | $33
Garlic butter, gyro meat, onion, tomato, and sweet garlic sauce. We ran it as a special, you liked it, we kept it on the menu.
Drinks and Cocktails
GIN
GIN IT UP GINNY FLIGHT
$19
Practice some mixology, champ! Sample and mix three gins, simple syrups, tonic, dried fruits, soda, and lime.
TOM COLLINS
$12
It’s an absolute classic. Simple and tasty. 13 Peaks Old Tom Gin, fresh squeezed lemon juice, simple syrup, and soda
SINGAPORE SLING
$14
We were invented at the Long Bar in Singapore many moons ago. Delightfully refreshing. Rick once paid the equivalent of $60 for two at that bar. We are way cheaper, but our exchange on Singapore dollars is a rip-off: 13 Peaks London Dry Gin, Tonik Cherry Brandy, Cointreau, Dom Benedictine, pineapple and lime juices,
and bitters.
VODKA
Tonik Hard VODKA SODAS
$07
Our fantastic Vodka Hard Sodas are on tap! Ask your server for a flavor selection.
CAESAR
$14
No explanation is necessary. Tonik Legacy Premium Vodka, Clamato juice, Tabasco sc., Lea and Perrins, salt and pepper. Prefer Gin? Ask for our 13 Peaks Lemongrass Gin or 13 Peaks Cucumber Jalapeno Gin.
Mule
$12
Like a Bolshevik playing hockey, it’s pretty darn good. We use Canadian ingredients, so it’s even better. 13 PEAKS Legacy Premium Vodka, Ginger Beer, & Lime Juice
RUM
MEXICAN MOJITO
$14
Spice up your life or drink with this twist on a Caribbean classic. Tonik Demerara rum, lime juice, mint, jalapeno, simple syrup, and soda.
CRESCENT VALLEY MAI TAI
$14
Remember those Tiki lounges? I don’t, but I’ve heard about them. Now, pretend you’re at one with this tasty concoction. Tonik Demerara rum, Triple Sec, lemon and lime and orange juices, orgeat syrup, and grenadine
SHAKE IT UP
CREAMSICLE
$14
You don’t need to chase the ice cream truck for this classic summer cocktail. Tonik Legacy Premium Vodka, orange juice, vanilla ice cream
SIBERIAN
$14
Get a party going in your mouth with this tasty treat. Tonik Legacy Premium Vodka, Tonik Café Licor, cream, vanilla ice cream
Spiced Colada
$14
It’s our tasty version of an island favourite. Tonik Spiced Rum, pineapple juice, coconut milk, vanilla ice cream.
MARTINIS
Martinis are cool—and you can be too! Here’s your simple guide to ordering one from us. We don’t judge; make it any way you think it might be yummy. Pick vodka or gins, and let us know if you have preferences. Make a relaxed pose. Enjoy!
Possible preferences: Dirty – olive brine added. Dry – less vermouth. Perfect – equal parts dry and sweet vermouth Shaken – dilutes more and adds air. Stirred – default unless otherwise asked, more velvety Wet – more vermouth With a twist – lemon peel twisted above your drink and then dropped in.
DIRTY RICK
$14
Rick is a nice guy who drinks gin sometimes, and when he does, he likes it dirty. 13 Peaks London Dry Gin, dry Vermouth, olive juice shaken till you can skate on it.
Spicy Bean Flicker
$14
The name says it all. 13 Peaks Cucumber Jalapeno Gin, dirty (pickled bean juice), dry Vermouth, a drop of Tabasco.
COSMO
$14
A pretty good martini made famous again by a television show about four ladies living in New York. Tonik Legacy Premium Vodka, Grand Marnier, sweet vermouth, cranberry juice, fresh lime.
If you want something other than a cocktail or martini, or if you’re looking for a simple highball or a shot of something, ask! If we have the ingredients, we will make it and ask you for money. If you don’t know what’s in it, be a doll and google it before you ask.
Also from the BAR
PINT O' BEER (20oz)
$8
These beauties could have been whisky, but our friends at the local breweries stopped short. Ask about our current selection
GLASS OF HOUSE WINE (8oz)
$14
The good folks at Hester Creek in Oliver make some pretty great grape juice. The white is Pinot Gris, and the red is Cabernet Merlot.
ZERO PROOF (Non Alcoholic bevvies)
COLD DRINKS
Water – free | Spritzer – seasonal flavours (5) | Soda (2.5) | Juice (5) |
HOT DRINKS
Espresso/Americano (4) | Capp/Mocha/Latte (5) | Hot Chocolate (5)
Snacks & Appys
CHEESY BREADSTICKS
$12
Served with your choice of side pizza sauce or basil walnut pesto. (Really just a cheesy pizza with garlic butter instead of pizza sauce and cut into sticks)
SLICE OF Pizza
$6.5
Ask your server for today’s selection
KOOTENAY'S BEST CAESAR SALAD (For Real)
$
Crisp romaine lettuce tossed in our famous creamy garlic anchovy dressing, finished with chili croutons, baked prosciutto, and shaved grana padano.
SLICE & CAESAR SALAD
$13
Pretty self explanatory
DONAIR
$16
Halifax style donair. Tomato, onion, sweet garlic sauce, and a mouthful of meat. Drippy goodness.
Build your own ZA
We made the dough and the sauce, grated the cheeses, prepped all the toppings, built it, baked it and served it to you. The least you can do, is design your own Za. Available in 10" & 14"
Cheese
$12 | $20
3 Toppings
$18 | $29
1 Topping
$14 | $23
Extra Toppings
$2.5 | 3.5
2 Toppings
$16 | $26
Extra Cheese
$3 | $4.5
Toppings
SAUCES
Pizza, Basil Walnut Pesto, Garlic Butter, BBQ, Olive Oil
MEATS
$14
Pepperoni, lean beef, ham, salami, cappacolli, bacon, chicken, shrimp, anchovy, Italian sausage.
VEGGIES
Mushroom, green pepper, onion, black olive, spinach, pineapple, apple, caper, banana pepper, fresh/cooked tomato, jalapeno, sundried tomato, artichoke, green olive, garlic, fresh basil, roasted red pepper, avocado.
CHEESES
Pizza Blend, Feta, smoked gruyere, cheddar, brie, parmesan.